Eric Strikes Again

So tonight while I was cleaning up from dinner, I noticed Eric take a kitchen chair and place it in front of the microwave. Two point three seconds later I was running over there to stop the thing from cooking what I thought was a coin. Upon opening the microwave, I discovered some black, swirling smoke rising up from the poor cell phone. The thing has been cooked and no longer works. Thus we are temporarily without a cell phone so don't try to reach us at our cell number. By the way, do not attempt this stunt at home. It was totally choreographed by our dear two-year-old who has had full training in destruction of all things costly.